Friday, March 23, 2012

Wikipedia profile

Garrett Dempsey Kennedy (1982-present)

Blogger Garrett Dempsey Kennedy (known for writing his blog in Wing-Dings font so nobody can understand it; and therefore, nobody can claim to dislike it – because you shouldn’t dislike things you don’t understand) was born to parents John Anthony Kennedy Jr. and Rita Flynn “Rockin’ Rita” Kennedy; and has one older brother, Jonathan Flynn Kennedy, 26. Garrett’s nicknames include: “G”, “G-Man”, “It’s Not Gary. It is Garrett, which sounds nothing like the ‘T-less’ Gary, “3-incher”, etc. Born and raised on Maplewood Road is where Garrett spent most of his days, growing up in Southington, CT. He brought intelligence to Manhattanville College, and it was not the other way around – Manhattanville bringing intelligence to “G-Man”. Spending four years at the college in Purchase, NY, he graduated in May 2005 with a Bachelor of Arts in History; a minor in writing. He now resides in the Bay Ridge section of Brooklyn, NY, where he substitute teaches and uses the language of the youths to inspire his wing-ding fonted blog. If you can’t read it, Garrett says to get yourself a dog to translate it.

(More information to come at later date).

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